The following information is being sent to help you decide how to
spend your IRS Rebate Check wisely:
As you may have heard, the Bush Administration said each of us would
get a rebate check to stimulate the economy. If we spend that money
at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on
gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will
go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras,
and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan. Therefore, none of the
above will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America, and the only way to do
that is to spend it at yard sales… since those are the only true
American businesses remaining.

Meanwhile: Responding to skyrocketing global food prices, President Bush asked Congress on Thursday for $770 million in emergency foreign aid targeted at the neediest in the developing world. We are sending them money on top of our jobs.

Thank you for your dutiful attention to this matter.